National Drunk Dial Congress Day!

By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes

Since Congress is out fighting on the playground again instead of doing the job we hired them to do, we here at Bayard & Holmes have stepped in to make sure “essential” duties are not ignored. One of those is the ever more difficult task of keeping up moral in America. To meet that burden, we have declared October 17 to be National Drunk Dial Congress Day.

For those of us who actually have to work to keep up with “essential” matters in life that don’t include the “essential” golf courses and “essential” fitness clubs where you will find our congressmen during the shutdown, we found this delightful web site for you called . . .

Canstock Man in Bar on phone while drinking

Yes, this is for real. Piper checked it out for us. You leave your number at the web site. Within a minute or so, your phone rings. A man’s voice says, “Is this government shutdown making you want to drink? When I drink, I like to tell people what’s on my mind.” Then you will be transferred to the office of a random member of Congress. The rather liberal group Revolution Messaging is behind the site, but supposedly both Democrats and Republicans receive calls.

Piper’s message to her random congressman? “Every one of you yahoos needs a good spanking. Stop putting your parties above the American people.”

We would be honored if you would take a moment to join in the fun and Drunk Dial Congress with us today. Please tell us below what you will tell the random slacker you are sent to during your Drunk Dial Opportunity. Please keep it PG-13, and let Congress be our target, not our fellow commenters or any actual Americans. Let’s band together and recognize the true enemy in this situation — partisan politics.

12 comments on “National Drunk Dial Congress Day!

  1. rynolexson says:

    I’m no party pooper, but I am officially Tea-Partied out.

  2. tomwisk says:

    Did it, remained calm. Did not call them collective asshats.

  3. tomwisk says:

    Reblogged this on tomwisk and commented:
    Try this, it’s cathartic. I actually got through.

  4. Laura Hilger says:

    This is awesome!

  5. […] National Drunk Dial Congress Day!.  Thank you Piper.  This is too good to pass up! […]

  6. Hahaha, this is great. I would have to restrain myself from telling them what a bunch of (fill in your favorite expletive) I think they are though, so I am going to have to proceed with caution. Someone has to behave with a certain amount of maturity. 😀

    • Piper Bayard says:

      The other school of thought would be that they get away with it because not enough people are telling them what a bunch of …. they are. Perhaps with enough liquor in your system? 🙂

  7. Reblogged this on mchllmdm and commented:
    This is great…Hahaha. 😀

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