The End is Near (and we deserve it). . . . Mashed Potato Slurpees

Mashed potatoes from a slurpee-like machine coming soon to a 7-11 near you.

These are not your grandma’s mashed potatoes!

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In honor of Comic Con which took place last week, this is a clip from Star Trek: How it Should have Ended.

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All the best to all of you for a week of warm and fuzzy comfort food.

Piper Bayard–The Pale Writer of the Apocalypse

38 comments on “The End is Near (and we deserve it). . . . Mashed Potato Slurpees

  1. Elizabeth says:


    I am ashamed to admit it, but the thought of a mashed potato machine fills me with intense, overwhelming joy. I love mashed potatoes.

  2. Now I’d have to try those mashed potatoes just once. Hey, I like mashed potatoes. Buuuuuuuut, I kind of like the ones make from potatoes, directly from potatoes.

    From all the posts I’ve seen comic con looks like a great event. Maybe next year…


  3. Marcia says:

    I’ve heard so much about Comic Con and Thriller Fest, I need to get to one of them –hmm, Thriller Fest is much closer to home! Love the star trek vid! And thanks for including me in your awesome mashup, Piper!

  4. amyshojai says:

    Thanks for the mention! All the cool kids go to Thrillerfest…but I’d love to go to ComicCon someday too, even more cool kids there! Of course, the COOLEST kids visit Piper’s blog! *s* Just sayin…

  5. I’d try them as long as they have one of those containers with a pump alongside filled with hot gravy!

  6. Catie Rhodes says:

    Thanks for the mention! The mashed potato slurpee has me a little nauseated. However, I thought bubble tea sounded pretty gross when I first heard of it. But, after I tried it, I think it’s delicious. 🙂

  7. Susan Spann says:

    My husband showed me this on G4 this week – they profiled the mashed potato “slurpee” on Attack of the Show or something similar. When I first saw it, I thought it was literally a mashed potato-flavored Slurpee and I totally lost my appetite for dinner. I can hardly think of anything nastier than a frozen mashed potato and gravy flavored confection.

    Now that I’ve lost YOUR appetite too…I’m not sure real mashed potatoes would be any more horrific than some of the institutional-style mash I ate in the college dorm – after all, in theory they actually care that people like these enough to buy them!

    Also: I’m with Catie. I originally thought tapioca balls in tea (bobos) sounded totally disgusting. My brother forced me to try it…and now I love them. Weird, cause normally I hate tapioca too.

    • Piper Bayard says:

      LOL. I actually thought the same thing the first time I heard it. You know what they say about great minds…. But I’m not sure they’re talking about mashed potatoes when they say it. You make a good point about institutional mashed potatoes. In fact, I wonder if they will put these machines in school cafeterias. I think my son would like one, which is a bit scary. 🙂

  8. tomwisk says:

    Mashed potatoes should be made from real potatoes. They should be steamed, mashed with a mother’s love, seasoned with butter, cream, salt and pepper. They should have little lumps to show a human made them. Mashed potato machine my a@@!

  9. I love mashed potatoes, instant or not. But I am not entirely sure I could stomach them from a machine.

  10. Jenny Hansen says:

    I just know that mashed potato slurpee would be FILLED with gluten, which is enough to make me pass. 🙂

    Thanks for mentioning my blogging post! I love it when I get to be one of the cool kids at Piper’s blog…

  11. My concern is how they would keep the butter fresh without hardening it with refrigeration. And obviously they’d have to have plenty of salt & pepper available.

  12. I want to start a mashed potato slurpee franchise here! Omigosh! I will be so phat! And also so fat! But it will be delicious! Good stuff and great reads. As always.

    • Piper Bayard says:

      Thanks, Renee. Let me know how that franchise goes. I don’t want to see you on a talk show when they are interviewing people too fat to leave their houses. 🙂

  13. […] now that you’ve had your share of culture, head over to Piper Bayard’s blog, and get yourself a mashed potato slurpee (yum!) and see how Star Trek SHOULD have […]

  14. Haha, I don’t know where you find this stuff. 🙂

  15. Tks for the fab blog luv!! I will soooo NOT be trying the mashed potato slurpee! LOL!!!

  16. Laird Sapir says:

    Piper, this is so crazy! Where do you find these gems of…weirdness? Thanks for the laugh! And…the thought of a mashed potato slurpee sounds really gross to me right now, but then, it is 100 degrees here. Maybe in the winter I wouldn’t find it quite so nasty. I mean…it is kind of like Ghetto Viccychoisse, yes?

  17. Diana Beebe says:

    I’m still catching up from my fun trip to Colorado. Thanks for the mashup love. 🙂 I’m not sure what to make of the latest offereing from 7-11. LOL. I love these crazy things you find, and I think you’re right…We do deserve it.

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