Weaving Tapestries of Adventure — James Rollins and BLOODLINE

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In James Rollins’ BLOODLINE, futuristic science meets ancient mysticism to produce a non-stop thrill ride that will keep readers turning pages into the wee hours and leave them making excuses to their employers about why they are late to work, looking like they just came from an all-night party.

BLOODLINE is the latest in Rollins’ SIGMA Force series, in which a top secret special operations division of Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency investigates and neutralizes apocalyptic technological threats. When Somali pirates kidnap the US president’s pregnant daughter, Commander Gray Pierce and SIGMA team up with former Army Ranger Tucker Wayne and his war dog, Kane to find her. What they uncover is a plot born in the ancient past that they must thwart before it comes to fruition, changing the very nature of human life in the quest for immortality. From the backlands of Somalia to the opulence of Dubai and the halls of Western power, Rollins extracts cryptic threads from the shrouded past and deftly weaves them into a clever tapestry of modern adventure.

One of the occupational hazards of being a writer is becoming too critical to get lost in stories, instead picking them apart and analyzing them until all books, movies, and shows are an extension of our work. Rollins, however, plaits tales that envelope and transport even the most jaded realist into a world where good really can triumph against the odds. A reminder we can all use now and again.

BLOODLINE comes out tomorrow, March 26, in paperback. You can order it now at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or at James Rollins’ website.

Amazon Barnes and Noble The Poisoned Pen Indie Bound

ALSO AVAILABLE AS AN E-BOOK!

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The End is Near (and we deserve it) . . . Toilet Bowl Doubles as Soccer Goalie

This one speaks for itself.

Blogs and Articles in No Particular Order

New York City’s Hurricane Sandy Images Go Viral on Instagram, Twitter. Some pictures you won’t have seen through the news media via Tom Flowers. Many prayers for everyone affected by this horrific storm.

Image from The Hurricane Center

A number of you showed great interest in Holmes’ Perspective on Benghazi. I also highly recommend this editorial by Admiral Lyons in “The Washington Times.” Admiral Lyons, the retired Pacific Fleet Commander, is a four star admiral who has been vetted by Congress four times. He has an excellent reputation as a solid man of honesty and integrity, and it is unusual for him to speak out publicly this way. LYONS: Obama Needs to Come Clean on What Happened in Benghazi 

Would you argue with a sign if you put it up yourself?  Marcy Kennedy asks, Do You Like to Have the Last Word? The Story of Echo

New from New York Times Best Selling Author and Heckuva Guy James Rollins and his co-author Rebecca Cantrell. City of Screams: A Short Story Exclusive

Is your cat willing to defend your home? Animal Behavior Expert Amy Shojai knows of a few who would. Attack Cat!

There comes a day for every parent when we know a bridge has been crossed forever. When a Walk in the Park is Not a Walk in the Park by Renee A. Shuls-Jacobson.

Does Congress Even Need to Pass a Budget? Good question. The last time Congress passed a budget was 1997. That explains a lot, doesn’t it? Congress functions like most teenagers, spending what they have and coming back to Mom and Dad for more.

Best Selling Author Justine Dare Davis has a brief collection of astute, unexpected remarks from famous people. Super fun, short read. WHO Said That??

Perry Block or Liam Neeson? Apparently, they both have “a particular set of skills.” My Take on “Taken”

image from fussy.org

November is National Novel Writing Month, an important month for authors who have always wanted to write to form a motivated group and dig in. But did you know it is also NaBloPoMo? Amber West explains. I’m Doing What Now? NaBloPoMo.

International Best Selling Author Vicki Hinze takes a look at Lies and Liars. No, she’s not talking about politicians. She’s talking about writing, and she has some great tips.

This Halloween I heard a great deal about racially sensitive costumes. Personally, I can see how Native Americans might be offended by people dressing up as Indians in cheap, cliche costumes. I’m certainly offended when people dress up as Southerners and say they are costumed as White Trash. Sheesh! As if no one from any other race or locality walks around barefoot while they’re pregnant, right? Anyway, this video on the topic from “Dances with Wolves” star Graham Greene is a hoot!

With the election almost over (THANK GOD!!!!!) I’d like to focus on a more relevant question than “Democratic Hospital Food, Republican Prison Food, or Third Party Surprise?” The Campaign Poll Daddy Question of the Week.

All the best to all of you for a week of unusual but useful combinations.

Piper Bayard–The Pale Writer of the Apocalypse

The End is Near (and we deserve it) . . . News Agency Cites “The Onion” as Fact

Fars, the Iranian government-backed news agency, last Friday cited an article from The Onion as fact. The article said most rural Americans prefer Iranian President Ahmadinejad that President Obama. I cracked up when I read this, but then I realized there might be some truth in it if the rural Americans in question don’t understand Farsi and don’t allow translators. Particularly during election season. . . The worst part? Some of those at Fars still believe the story even after they found out The Onion is a satirical paper.

image aljazeera.com

Read the full story here. Iran Apologizes for Citing Onion Spoof Obama Poll as Fact

Blogs and Articles in No Particular Order

New York Times Best Selling Author and Heckuva Guy James Rollins has a great new series about Apocalypse called Know it Now! Many sources predict the end of the world in just a few months. James Rollins looks at the possibilities for how that could happen and what we can do about it in a 12-week series that investigates different forms of Apocalypse. You can subscribe to these free videos at his blog, Know it Now! Introduction – Can We Predict the Future? Episode 1.

“Criminal Minds” should hire Catie Rhodes to help with their story lines. She finds the the creepiest facts. Early American Serial Killers: Jesse Pomeroy

By International Best Selling Author and Graceful Lady Vicki Hinze, What is Reversal in Fiction Writing?  Check out her latest romantic suspense, SURVIVE THE NIGHT, the first of the much-anticipated LOST, INC. series.

Tiffany A. White and Amber West are the two women I count on for my entertainment news now that there’s no TV guide in the Sunday paper.  Tiffany gives us a run down on the series premieres of October in New October Drama, and Amber gives us a peek at Lucy Liu’s modern day Sherlock Holmes series, Elementary, in Elementary, My Dear Watson.

Number One Amazon Bestselling Author Aaron Patterson directed me to this article, Average Price of E-Book Best Seller Rises Nearly $2 in Four Weeks.

Bad Police Sketches: a Photo Gallery

Reader Empathy: Catch It & Keep It with Guest Angela Ackerman. Angela also co-authored The Emotion Thesaurus, a MUST for every fiction writer. It belongs on the bookshelf right beside your Strunk & White.

Just in case you should need this one today, How to Escape from a Black Hole: Scientists Study Energy Jets.

My gift to my writing partner, Jay Holmes, along with all of you other guys who read this. “Miss Bum Bum” Pageant Seeks Brazil’s Best Butt

The 25 Funniest Tweets about the Debate

And an important health message for gamers from one of my all-time favorites, Nathan Fillion of Castle and Firefly fame.

Campaign Style Poll Daddy:

All the best to all of you for knowing satire from truth.

Piper Bayard–The Pale Writer of the Apocalypse

The End is Near (and we deserve it). . . . Is Pole Dancing an Olympic Sport?

I realize I ran a similar End is Near recently, but with the Olympic Badminton Teams from China, South Korea, and Indonesia exhibiting such poor sportsmanship in trying to lose to each other (see below), I’m reconsidering the merits of Olympic Pole Dancing. At least these ladies are ready to bring it.

Photo by Lululemon Athletica

In case you’re not familiar with the athleticism of this competitive dance form, below is a world champion pole dancer, Jenyne Butterfly. She starts with more interpretive dance elements, but after about a minute, she begins a genuinely amazing performance.


Blogs and Articles in No Particular Order

London Olympics Badminton Scandal Raises Ethical Issues

In the face of copyright lawsuits against bloggers, Best Selling Author Kristen Lamb offers a solution. WANA Commons–Beautiful Blog Images without the Worry  

Great chance to catch up on your reading with New York Times Best Selling Author and Heckuva Guy James Rollins. ALMOST ALL of his books are on sale for $3.99 for a limited time. Get the scoop here. James Rollins Hot Summer Deal

Olympic Sports that Didn’t Quite Make It by Ellie Ann.

Lonny Dunn of ProNetworkBuild explains Texting in Politics. Check out his new happening site SocialInDC and watch there for Bayard & Holmes postings other great articles.

Great food for thought from Tami Clayton. Being a Genius vs. Having a Genius: Creativity and the Tormented Artist Construct

Renee Jacobson asks, Is It Wrong to Type Thank You Notes?

I know I can use this. From Donna Newton, Words are Words, But Grammar is Grammar.

If you watched Olympic coverage in America, you likely missed this beautiful tribute to terrorism victims. Can’t imagine why NBC found Ryan Seacrest more compelling. Abide with Me with Scottish singer Emeli Sande.

Now for our Pole Daddy Poll Daddy campaign style question of the week.

All the best to all of you for a week of dancing to your tune.

Piper Bayard–The Pale Writer of the Apocalypse

From the Secret Blog Prison — James Rollins and Bloodline!

Last fall, Holmes and I devolved into serial interviewers, targeting best selling authors. Our first victim guest at our secret blog prison hideout was New York Times Best Selling Author and Heckuva Guy James Rollins*. Dr. Rollins was a stellar interviewee, not once complaining about the handcuffs or the fact that his parachute got tangled when we pushed him out of the plane over his house. (James Rollins and New Characters for Sigma Force)

During that interview, my dog, Daisy, showed her astute doggie intuition and hit on just the right questions to pull some exclusive info from this author/veterinarian. She asked about war dogs. Here is an excerpt.

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Hi Dr. Rollins. *lick, lick, wag, wag* It’s so nice to meet you. I love meeting writers who get it. Writers who understand that dog readership is a driving force in today’s market. Would you please explain the benefits of having animals in books?

As a veterinarian, I simply enjoy folding them into the story.  I knew from third-grade that I wanted to be a vet, and though I only do volunteer work with my vet degree, that passion still runs strong.  So animals keep creeping in on silent paws into my books.  Also, I think an animal is a great way to personalize and characterize the men and women in a story.  Are they a cat person or a dog person?  Can they ride a horse?  What type of dog or cat do they have?  These details can really make a significant difference in how a reader views a character.

I know they certainly matter to me and to my pet human.

There’s been lots of news about Cairo, the war dog who took down Bin Laden. (Sincere thanks to Cairo’s pilots and assistants.) War dogs are really hot, the way they sky dive and save their pet humans from bombs. Have you ever considered adding a war dog to the Sigma Force team?

In fact, that’s coming up in my very next book:  Tucker Wayne and his canine partner, Kane.  They are an incredible team.

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On June 26, we finally got to see Kane and his pet human, Tucker Wayne in Bloodline, the eighth novel in the Sigma Force series. To celebrate this event, we tracked Dr. Rollins on his Bloodline Tour and approached him on the street outside of a bookstore to interrogate chat with him about this exciting new release.

When he first saw us coming toward him, he dodged into a nearby pet store. We found him crouched behind a large open glass container full of Belgian Malinois puppies, and, once we proved we didn’t have any blindfolds on us or black helicopters hovering outside, he agreed to answer a few questions.

Dr. Rollins, will Tucker and Kane be a natural addition to the Sigma Force team in Bloodline, or will they have issues to settle to blend in?

From a professional standpoint, Tucker’s training as an army ranger and his partnership with his military working dog, Kane, create a formidable search-and-rescue team—the perfect recruit for Sigma.  But Tucker is disillusioned and bitter and not a team player.  With Kane at his side, he’s a bit of a lone wolf.  His trust needs to be won—but can Sigma earn it?  That’s answered with in the pages of Bloodline

When you spoke with Daisy, you told her Sigma Force will go up against The Guild in Bloodline, and only one group will be left standing. Does this mean Bloodline is the close of the Sigma Force series?

Nope.  This book exposes the true puppet masters of the Guild and dramatizes the final, fiery confrontation between this shadowy organization and Sigma. But as this story ends, a new thread begins that will carry the story of Sigma into the future. 

Would you please tell our readers a bit about Bloodline?

The president’s pregnant daughter is kidnapped by Somali pirates, and it’s up to Sigma and its newest recruits–Tucker and Kane–to rescue her from the mountainous jungles.  But her kidnapping masks a greater threat–one tied to her unborn child, a baby who may hold the key to the secret of immortality.

About this time, a Vietnamese woman who seemed well-acquainted with Dr. Rollins showed up. As she passed the puppies and pushed her way between us and our target friend, I noticed the outline of a Sig Sauer in her belt holster under her shirt. In light of this new development, we wished Dr. Rollins all the best and left him to resume his Bloodline Tour.

Our sincere thanks to James Rollins. We were honored to have another opportunity to speak with him. You can find Bloodline at his web site, James Rollins Bloodline, or at Amazon or Barnes & Noble.

Do you like the idea of a war dog and his pet human in a thriller?

Piper Bayard–The Pale Writer of the Apocalypse

Holmes–Student of Sex, C4, and Hollow Points

*James Rollins is the author of eight Sigma Force novels, the Jake Ransom YA series, and the novelization of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. He is known for high adventure drawn from his extensive and accurate knowledge of science, technology, and history. He is also a veterinarian who regularly contributes his time to his local clinic to spay and neuter animals.

The End is Near (and we deserve it). . . . Squeez Bacon in a Bottle

My editor/mentor/friend and Best Selling Author Kristen Lamb started a trend this week of giving me +K on Klout about Bacon. Several others followed suit, and this week’s End is Near is my expression of gratitude. Thank you for associating me with the choice gastronomic delight of Mt. Olympus. :)

So many uses, so little time. *deep sigh* I’m betting this will be a post-apocalyptic staple along with Twinkies and Spam.

Announcements, Blogs, and Articles in No Particular Order

Speaking of bacon, the awesome Prince of Prose and Porcine Delights, Ryne Douglas Pearson, now has his books Confessions and All for One available in audio. Also, watch for his new release, Cop Killer, later this summer.

New York Times Best Selling Author and Heckuva Guy James Rollins released his latest Sigma Force novel, Bloodline, this week. In it, war dog Kane and his handler join the Sigma Force team. Watch for an interview with this outstanding author  here with Bayard & Holmes on Monday, and click on this link for James Rollins’ Bloodline Tour Dates. Don’t be shy. Stop in and say hello. He’s a very nice man.

Jenny Hansen hosts Kasey Matthews, author of Preemie: Lessons in Love, Life, and Motherhood. Inside the Life of a Preemie Parent

As my son says, “When life gives you lemons, say ‘screw this’ and go get a steak.” Susie Lindau knows where to find her steak where the weather is concerned. I Am So Hot! and Dancing for Rain! A Colorado Wildfire Photo Essay

My friend and high school classmate Bob Farkas sent me this spoof on espionage which isn’t entirely a spoof. Tradecraft at The Covert Comic, by John Alejandro King.

Great advice for writers who are experiencing ‘white out’ from International Best Selling Author and Graceful Lady Vicki Hinze. White Out–When Writers Blank Out on the Page

The funny and clever zombie advocate, Shantnu Tiwari, reports that Zombies Demand Equal Pay and Rights.

Facebook’s New ‘Find Friends Nearby’ Feature: Creepy or Clever?

I found this kind of cool. Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman created this giant Rubber Duck that measures nearly 12 meters high as part of his Rubber Duck Project in 2009. Since then Hofman has taken the Duck around the world to float it down rivers and other major international water-ways. No doubt it baffles people, but I’m guessing it brings on lots of smiles.

As Hofman says, “The Rubber Duck knows no frontiers, it doesn’t discriminate (against) people and doesn’t have a political connotation.” It just makes people smile. This video was taken in Osaka, Japan where rubber ducks are apparently quite proliferous.


Okay, fess up. Will you be trying the Squeez Bacon? 

All the best to all of you for a week of simple smiles.

Piper Bayard–The Pale Writer of the Apocalypse

The End is Near (and we deserve it). . . . Pole Dancing Robots

 

And with all of the unemployed dancers out there . . .

Hmm. Where do they put their tips? And would anyone actually pay for a lap dance from one of these?

Blogs and Articles in No Particular Order

Vicki Hinze isn’t only a internationally best selling author, she is also an amazing teacher of writing and publishing. Changes: Contracts and Facebook is a must read with some excellent information and advice.

Another great resource is soon-to-be-best-selling-author and publishing attorney Susan Spann who gives us a lesson in Publishing 101: The Traditional Business Side.

Ellie Ann, recently present at the birth of her niece, explains How to Be the Best Labor and Delivery Assistant.

New York Times Best Selling Author and Heckuva Guy James Rollins has a new Sigma Force novel coming out on June 26th called Bloodline. In it, Rollins introduces a new character, a war dog named Kane, and he even writes some scenes from Kane’s perspective. Check out this book trailer.

If you can’t make it to a book signing, contact the indie bookstore, The Poisoned Pen, on or before June 19th and James Rollins will be happy to personalize a physical copy of Bloodline for you. The store ships both domestically and internationally. Here’s the link: 
http://bit.ly/order-bloodline-personalized
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Melinda VanLone drops by Marcy Kennedy’s site to help out us bloggers. The 9 Steps to Switching from WordPress.com to WordPress.org: Part 1

K.B. Owen explains 4 Ways to Make Murder Entertaining and she isn’t even creepy when she does it.

Natalie Hartford gets down and dirty with this home boy video gone viral. It’s a hoot! From Sussex and I Know It

Twenty-first century Erma Bombeck, Paige Kellerman, keeps us laughing about the trials of motherhood. To Their Own Devices

This video from Laird Sapir’s blog shows that Paige isn’t the only one with motherhood tribulations. I’m always finding fun things at her site. Did you know otters have to teach their young to swim? Otter Pups Swim Lesson


What do you think about the robotic pole dancers? . . . Is this how your mom taught you to swim? 

All the best to all of you for avoiding cheap (or expensive) imitations.

Piper Bayard–The Pale Writer of the Apocalypse

The End is Near (and we deserve it). . . . The Queen’s Used Knickers Net $18k on eBay

PANTY FAN PAYS $18k FOR QUEEN ELIZABETH II’S USED KNICKERS ON EBAY

Apparently, Queen Elizabeth left these used knickers on a private airplane when she was visiting Chile in 1968. I’m not even going to speculate on that one.

Click here for the full story from TMZ.

Blogs and Articles in No Particular Order

The Comfort Zone is for Pets, Not Professionals by Kristen Lamb. Because you can’t get a “yes” if you don’t ask the question.

Two of my favorites in one place. Humor Hits Hook Readers by Margie Lawson over at Jenny Hansen’s More Cowbell.

The brilliant Donna Newton, best DFW Writers Conference roommate ever, got some great pictures and video. I was most impressed with her shooting. She has a video of her second time out. Second time in her whole life, that is. (She lives in the UK. They don’t trust their citizens with guns over there so responsible adults have to come to the US to be treated like responsible adults. Yes. That was a gun control dig.) Anyway, Donna earned the nickname Kickass when I took her shooting. She was at 15 yards from the big jug at the beginning and about 20 yards from the can at the end. These are shots most people can’t make with a pistol without some practice, and many can’t make ever. Donna Newton’s How to Hook an Agent….The ‘SOO’ Publishing Way.

Jenny Hansen, Donna Newton, Piper Bayard, Ingrid Schaffenburg, Kristen Lamb

Last week, I went to the DFW Writers Conference. Ingrid Schaffenburg sums up the lessons well in Encouraging Words from Seasoned Professionals.

Need a vacation but can’t leave your desk? Check out Nicole Basaraba’s Visit La Piscine (The Pool) Museum in Roubaix, France.

Awesome Q&A with New York Times Best Selling Author and Heckuva Guy James Rollins about his upcoming release, Bloodline. Bloodline Question and Answer Exclusive

Big It bless these dogs. I can’t even get my dog to jump out of a car, much less an airplane. From Jodi Lea Stewart, HEROES: Military Working Dogs (MWDs).

Warning: If you’re still in your Youthful Party Phase, or you’ve moved on to your Old Farts Recapturing their Youth Phase, this video might have you stuck to your chair for the rest of the day. Via the Prince of Prose, Ryne Douglas Pearson, I give you a Slinky on a Treadmill.

All the best to all of you for a week of keeping your knickers where they belong.

Piper Bayard–The Pale Writer of the Apocalypse

The End is Near (and we deserve it). . . . School Misspells Its Own Name for Nine Years

Texas School Misspells Its Own Name Since for Nine Years

Unfortunately, this is not an anomaly. If you go to Grady, New Mexico, you will find it’s the “Home of the Bronchos.” The slogan is painted everywhere from the school to the grain elevator, right beside the silhouette of a horse.

 

Apparently, it’s been a tradition for at least 65 years.

Reminds me of a sign Holmes saw in Utah a few years back at a Head Start office that said “Now Excepting Applications.”

You know, I don’t knock homeschoolers anymore.

Blogs and Articles in No Particular Order

Two of my favorites in one place. YA historical fiction author and renowned publishing attorney, Susan Spann, interviews mystery writer and former Air Force intelligence officer, Laura DiSilverio. An Interview with Laura DiSilverio

New York Times Bestselling Author and Heckuva Guy James Rollins just came out with his Book Cover Story for The Judas Strain. I began listening to the audio of this book on my last road trip. You know it’s a good book when you reach your destination after 9 1/2 hours and sit in the car until the end of the chapter.

Like big explosions? Check out Andrew Kincaid’s information on The Big One–The Tsar Bomba.

Radha Pyari Sandhir tells us about a new fabric made from milk. Yes, milk. Wearing Milk

And speaking of fashion, how about these gowns for guys? Gowns for Guys–The Latest Men’s Fashion Trend?

 

I think runway models finally have a reason to look so grumpy.

Four Little-Known Factors Destroying Your Blog’s Chances of Success. Some great observations from freelance writer and editor Marcy Kennedy.

Ellie Ann asks the critical question, Which Avenger are You? A fun quiz that determined that I’m a cross between Natasha and The Hulk.

Best selling author Colin Falconer takes a look at the Mahabarata, arguably the greatest book in history. He also gives us a video about it that will stick in your head for the next month. The Greatest Book In History?

 

Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going? Patricia Vicens Luchetti pointed out this tidbit to me. Inside Edition Investigates Congressional Cars

Fortunately for London and the world, Corporate Zombie Killer Shantnu Tiwari is on the job. Are the London Olympic Games Safe from a Zombie Attack?

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness! from Natalie Hartford’s Bad Hubby tells us about the colorful down home folks of Duck Dynasty. What a hoot! I actually know these people. Not these exact people, but their personality doppelgangers. Enjoy this sample and check out Bad Hubby’s post for more.


What facepalm-worthy misspellings have you seen lately?

All the best to all of you for a week of dotting your i’s and crossing your t’s.

Piper Bayard–The Pale Writer of the Apocalypse

The End is Near (and we deserve it). . . . Chinese Women “Occupy” Toilets

China’s ‘occupy toilet’ protests spread

Fed up with the long lines at the ladies’ rooms next to the absence of lines at the men’s rooms, Chinese women are having their own “Occupy” movement by occupying men’s rooms as a way of protesting. They are demanding equal time, or lack thereof.

Click here for the full story.

What do you think? Should American women try this one? Especially at sporting events?

Blogs and Articles in No Particular Order

Vicki Hinze’s Diamond Giveaway Contest. Enter to win a copy of her exciting new release, NOT THIS TIME, and a half carat diamond necklace. (Feel free to lie and say your name is Piper Bayard when you enter. :) )

I love seeing two favorites in one place. New York Times Best Selling Author James Rollins interviews Golden Globe winner Howard Gordon, a writer who’s brought us such gems as X-Files, 24, and Homeland. Author to Author: From Screen to Page with Howard Gordon

Howard Gordon, writer of X-Files, 24, Homeland, and now Awake.

Wonderful analysis from Lonny Dunn over at ProNetworkBuild. Does Your Twitter Profile Really Matter?

Holmes spotted this hysterical post by Leanne Shirtliffe over at Nickmom. 9 Ways Feeding an Infant is a Lot Like Having Sex

Having grown up in a very fundamentalist Christian part of the world, Jenny Hansen’s post had me ROFL, especially the video. Perfect for the season of Lent. Help Prevent Sinning with “The Sin Collar”

I went to see This Means War with my daughter, and we loved it. Great fun. Jillian Dodd has a terrific review with, of course, some great pictures. Movie Review: This Means War

Welcome to the Otherworld by Kate Wood. This falls under “pleasant things to think about that stimulate the imagination.”

Foods for a Beautiful Brain by August McLaughlin. You’ll be surprised at some of the foods on this list that can help your brain be its best. The only flaw I can see in it is the absence of bacon. That has to be a mistake.

A little known Piper Fact. I love rabbits. So when I saw this video of a Swedish rabbit that takes charge of the barnyard and herds the sheep, I had to share it with you. It had me laughing through the whole thing. I especially like how the sheep dog and the farmer hang out and and watch through a lot of it. Meet Champis, the sheep herding rabbit.

All the best to all of you for a week of keeping your sheep in line.

Piper Bayard–The Pale Writer of the Apocalypse