Scratch and sniff jeans smell of raspberries and can be worn for months without washing
Sooo . . . Are bees going to try and pollinate these guys?
Click here for the full story, and keep an eye out. You know Bayard & Holmes will have more to say on this one.
And speaking of jeans, mullets and necklaces on men are already banned in Iran. Will jeans be next? Iran: The End of Blue Jeans? In this article, an Iranian “pundit” explains how jeans are evil because the word “jean” is derived from the word “jinn” which is an evil spirit. In the rest of the world’s reality, the noun “jean” is late 16th century, and derived from the Old French, jean fustian, which denotes a heavy twilled cotton cloth.
Since the possibilities are endless, I’ll leave it to you folks to fill in the sarcasm on these jeans articles.
Blogs and Articles in No Particular Order
A brilliant poem in honor of single folks by Kristen Lamb. Twas the Night Before Valentines
Nicole Basaraba brings us some great pictures in her travel blog. Doolin – A Must-See Village in Ireland
The Big Reasons Indie Authors Aren’t Taken Seriously from Melissa Foster and Amy Edelman for the Huffington Post.
August McLaughlin is holding a Beauty of a Woman Blogfest. What do you think makes a woman beautiful?
That rascally ferret, Samuel Clemons, managed to scoop me on several funny stories, from In Bread Cats to homicidal retrievers to zombies. The Biggest News of the Day
Ever catch yourself wasting an hour on the internet looking at stupid stuff? The ever-funny Paige Kellerman has. Shiny Objects
Fascinating read from Gene Lempp. Daemons, Demons, and Dramatic Struggle
Bacon Milkshake. Need I say more?
Ellie Ann is the Queen of Cool, and if you can’t get along with her, you can’t get along with anyone. I’m not sure how she would know this, but she pulls off some very funny speculations. How to *Not* Win Friends & Influence People
On the one hand, I want to smack these people for standing around laughing instead of getting this cat out of danger, but on the other hand, I think I want this cat to be my new guard dog. Cat Vs. Alligator.
Would you want Scratch ‘N Sniff jeans?
All the best to all of you for sticking up for yourself in the face of alligators.
Piper Bayard–The Pale Writer of the Apocalypse