With This Moment

By Piper Bayard

My teenage baby had her first life setback this week in the form of a blown out knee. Physically, her path will not be a mystery. Surgery, rehab, and a new talent for predicting the weather. Emotionally, she will learn that we can’t control everything, and whining doesn’t change anything. Good life lessons to learn when one has a lifetime to practice them.

Cancer taught me those lessons in my youth, but because I lived, it was one of the greatest gifts of my life. I know what my time is worth.

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Angelina Jolie brought cancer to the forefront this past week by having a double mastectomy based on genetic testing. Many people are judging her harshly for parting with healthy parts, while others are reading her story and finding the strength to let go of some parts in their own bids for life. After all, Angelina hardly needs breasts to be a whole woman.

As this debate was going down in social media, my own friend, Susie Lindau, told me she was just diagnosed with breast cancer. I advised her as I would Angelina if that icon suddenly turned into someone who gave a damn what I thought. “This is YOUR journey. You get to do it YOUR way.” One of the lessons I was blessed with on my own path.

But sometimes, the lessons of a lifetime don’t come with a lifetime to live them. Sometimes, the lessons only lead to good-byes.

Zach Sobiech, age 18, died of cancer on Monday. I can’t help but think the question . . . Why him and not me? Cancer taught me that some questions have no answers, but they can still lead to conclusions. My conclusion? We have this moment. What we do with it is ours alone to answer for.

Zach Sobiech lived his lessons and used his moment to say good-bye to the people he loved in the form of a song.

Today, I raise a toast to those who live their lessons in this moment. May we all fly a little higher.

Disney World Elitists? Send Them to Camp Adios Pendejo!

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes

This past week, Piper noticed a scandal at, of all places, Disney World. Supposedly, a social researcher uncovered an underground concierge service that hooks up wealthy Manhattan Moms with disabled people to accompany them on their family trips to world famous theme park. Once there, the “upper crust” mothers claim these disabled people are part of their families so they can skip to the very front of the lines.

Walt Disney World image by Krismast, wikimedia commons

Walt Disney World
image by Krismast, wikimedia commons

Our initial investigation into this scandal reveals that many reporters writing about it are assuming that this “rent a disabled person” scheme is accepted practice among wealthy New Yorkers. Even to not-wealthy working class Joes like us, this assumption seems to defy human nature and the history of New York.

For one thing, New York’s elite don’t need to hire a disabled person to cut to the front of a line. Disney sells VIP tours to wealthy families from anywhere, providing backstage access and all-day escorts. The “VIPs” already bypass the lines, and the “disabled guides” don’t come with the backstage passes. The cost difference to those people who happen to be morally impoverished enough to stage the deception would not justify the loss in privilege. And besides, why not just rent a wheelchair for the day and have one of their own family ride in it?

While we can’t be certain how many actual cases of “sleazy, rich parents at Disney” are occurring, we know that some people would probably do this dastardly deed just to boost their own feelings of clever superiority over the unwashed masses. We here at Bayard & Holmes, ever alert to chances to turn your problems into our opportunities, feel that, while these integrity-challenged souls are not suited for being around thousands of innocent children at Disney, they should not be excluded from summer fun.

Therefore, we tasked our legions of Bayard & Holmes Vacation and Entertainment Specialists (us) with expanding our own theme park services beyond our Happy Camper Programs at Camp Cheerful on Guantanamo Bay in Cuba. We have acquired a top secret Pacific Ocean Test Range in the lovely Marshall Islands and established our new Camp Adios Pendejo, designed to provide your most despised elitists with satisfying alternatives to a Disney experience.

Our enthusiastic Happiness Technicians, recruited from among retired phone solicitors, bill collectors, and graduates of our special Depraved Congressmen Rehabilitation programs at Camp Cheerful, will greet our over-entitled guests upon their arrival with their special vacation fun suits.

Actual Photo of Camp Adios Pendejo Vacationers image from Library of Congress, public domain

Actual Photo of Camp Adios Pendejo Vacationers
image from Library of Congress, public domain

Then they will march escort our reprehensible visitors to our outstanding dining facilities where our nutritional experts devise new recipes that immerse them in a cultural experience their taste buds will remember for a lifetime. What our retired prison chefs can do with a few scorpions and sulfide is the stuff of legend.

And every theme park needs exciting rides. You’ve heard of the famous Pirates of the Caribbean Disney Ride? Hah! Our vacationers get a vastly superior experience on our thrilling Pirates of Somalia Ride. Our special guests—and we consider all of our guests to be special—will paddle their canoes through a shockingly realistic gauntlet of Somali Pirates as those wild and crazy seamen pretend to attempt to mutilate them. The screams of laughter will be heard for miles!

Those who survive will then be treated to our luxurious paddle wheel cruiser, dubbed the Endless Nightmare by our previous guests. The heartless bastards cheerful vacationers will delight in the the glowing walls of the water caves carved out by the nuclear testing as they are auto-piloted past smiling youngsters from the Al-Qaeda Youth Brigade, who will serenade them with a charming rendition of It’s a Short Life After All while firing thrillingly realistic Chinese assault rifles at the boat.

Campers will finish off their day with a special treat! Unlike the Parachute Rides you find at third rate state fair carnivals, we provide our first class guests with a special Bayard & Holmes My Chute Didn’t Open Drop into shark infested waters. Our dedicated camera crew will be waiting in a boat to snap vacation photos of these morally indigent creatures using their best swimming skills to evade those fun-loving reef sharks.

We are sure many of you readers know deserving folks who could use the restorative, rehabilitating qualities of our Happy Camper Programs. Please nominate the person you feel most deserves a long vacation at our exclusive facilities. Tell us why they should skip the lines and crowds at Disney for the far more elite experience of Camp Adios Pendejo. We’ll do our best to get them a scholarship discount for a summer of fun that they’ll remember for the rest of their lives—all twenty minutes of them. It will be so much fun, they might never get home.

The End is Near (and we deserve it) . . . Severe Toilet Paper Shortage

Venezuela is one of the most oil rich countries in the world. However, for years its socialist government has “progressed” it into severe food shortages. Now, they are even having to import their toilet paper.

They must have needed it all to clean up after Hugo Chavez.

Toilet Paper Man

Actual photo of Hugo Chavez.

Blogs and Articles in No Particular Order

Kristen Lamb brings her acid wit to bear on Abercrombie & Fitch. Prepare to ROFL. A New Era in Fashion–How Abercrombie & Fitch Saves Needless Suffering

I had the pleasure of meeting comic book author and James Bond scholar, Alan J. Porter, while I was teaching at the DFW Writers Conference earlier this month. Interview: 007 Scholar ALAN J. PORTER on SKYFALL and 50 Years of Bond on Film

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Does the publishing industry need New York? Mr. Patterson, Meet Mr. Patterson by J.E. Fishman.

The most distressing thing about the Benghazi Hearings is that so few people are bothering to follow them, still insisting this is nothing but partisan drama. Holmes and I are steadfastly neutral and unaffiliated with any party. We don’t spend our time playing politics. We had our say. (Benghazi: An Intelligence Perspective) Everything Holmes writes in this article is cited to public source, but he does not get his information from the media. We also recommend reading an interview with Admiral Lyons, former Commander-in-Chief of the U.S. Pacific Fleet, another man with an excellent reputation for political neutrality who does not get his news from the media. Admiral James A. Lyons on Growing Benghazi Scandal. And if you don’t believe them, listen to the man on the ground, former Deputy Chief of Mission in Libya Gregory Hicks.

The Ender’s Game movie is almost here! The Ender’s Game Trailer by Ellie Ann.

You know about the “Hey, Girl” Ryan Gosling meme? Just when he thought it was safe to go back on Facebook, there is now the Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal meme. Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal and We Can Die Happy

I know Mother’s Day is past, but this is still a fun read. From Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, 10 Bad Mother’s Day Gifts for 2013.

Big day for Trekkies! The new Star Trek: Into the Darkness movie is out! This next video is in honor of the Spocks who have brought me so much entertainment over the decades.

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All the best to all of you for a week of keeping it clean.

Piper Bayard

Amy Elizabeth Thorpe–The Booty Spy Who Could

By Jay Holmes

In our last post, The Spy Who Loved–Booty Spy Amy Elizabeth Thorpe, we looked at the early espionage escapades of Booty Spy Amy Elizabeth Thorpe. Renowned for conquering hearts and libidos, she was just getting warmed up at a time in her career when other booty spies would be moving on to desk jobs.

After the Nazis completed their conquest of France in June of 1940, the US remained neutral. Along with a few other Americans, Amy Elizabeth Thorpe did not remain neutral.

Mrs. Amy Elizabeth Thorpe Pack Brousse image from madamebrousse.com

Mrs. Amy Elizabeth Thorpe Pack Brousse
image from madamebrousse.com

The Nazi-controlled Vichy French government, led by Marshal Philippe Pétain, was strongly anti-British while trying to maintain commerce with the US and other neutral nations. Most of the French military and government officials who were serving in French colonial positions and French embassies around the world remained in their positions and formed the collaborationist Vichy government. However, Pétain’s new government could not effectively realign the personal allegiances of all of its civil servants and military personnel overseas.  While officially those individuals remained loyal to the French government, many of them felt that they could best remain loyal to France by overtly or covertly opposing the Vichy administration. This created a sudden windfall of opportunities for the UK intelligence services and their sympathizers in the US. Amy Elizabeth Thorpe-Pack had the perfect set of talents to identify anti-Vichy French patriots and exploit their predicaments.

Amy, or “Cynthia” as she was now known to MI-6, didn’t waste any opportunities. Agent Cynthia took on the cover of an American journalist and directly contacted the Vichy embassy in Washington, D.C.  In May of 1941, she met the French Press Attaché Charles Brousse and quickly guessed that he was not an enthusiastic servant of the Vichy government. The fact that the forty-nine year old Brousse was married to his third wife and that he was a sophisticated “Don Juan” type did nothing to dissuade Cynthia. Brousse had met his match.

How long it took Brousse to realize that he was the pigeon rather than the hawk in his latest conquest is anyone’s guess. It didn’t matter. He was in love with Amy and not in love with the collaborationists that ran what was left of France. Brousse quickly began cooperating directly with Amy in her intelligence work against the Vichy government.

While outmaneuvering the Vichy government when it was so riddled with anti-Vichy French patriots might have been easy, Amy faced a more serious foe in Washington, D.C.—the FBI. FBI Director J Edgar Hoover took his orders from President Roosevelt, but on matters of foreign policy, Roosevelt and his cabinet members never trusted Hoover. Hoover was a staunch isolationist. He was aware that the US was operating a privately-funded, fast-growing intelligence war against Nazi Germany that was, at the time, without congressional approval, and he didn’t like it one bit. In particular, he didn’t like it that he wasn’t running the operations. Hoover considered the “new breed” of intelligence operatives to be a threat to his power in Washington, and he used the FBI to try to foil them.

Amy was bold in action. She simply moved into the same hotel where Charles Brousse and his wife lived and used good ‘field craft” to overcome FBI wire taps and surveillance without running afoul of Brousse’s spouse. By July of 1941, Amy was confident enough in her relationship with Brousse to request his help in obtaining the French naval cipher system without alerting the Vichy government. Brousse explained to Amy that the code system was tightly guarded, and that only two people had access to it. He explained that he was not in the confidence of the cipher clerk or his assistant, and that they were staunch Vichy loyalists. When Amy suggested a nighttime burglary to access and copy the ciphers, Brousse explained that it would be impossible because they were locked in a heavy safe each night, and the area was patrolled by an armed guard accompanied by a guard dog.

At this point, it became evident that President Roosevelt was aware of MI-6’s scheme to get the French codes. Bill Donovan, Roosevelt’s head of the fledgling US Office of Strategic Services provided Amy with a skilled safe cracker. Brousse informed the security guard that he would be using his office at night to have an extra-marital affair, and he gave the guard a small bribe to keep quiet. Amy and Charles started using the embassy for regular love making, and the guard got comfortable with the arrangement.

One night, they gave the watchman some spiked champagne, and the safe cracker went to work. After much effort, the OSS safe cracker eventually opened the safe, but there was not enough time to safely remove, copy, and replace the books. They had to suspend their attempt.

A second attempt with new safe information (and without the safe cracker) failed when Cynthia could not open the safe, even with the supposed combination.

On a subsequent night with the safe cracker in tow, they tried a third time. When Amy sensed that the guard had grown suspicious, and that he was approaching the office where they were supposedly in an act of love rather than an act of burglary, she quickly undressed and told Brousse to play along. Sure enough, the guard entered the office. Fortunately, they appeared to be doing something more natural and common than espionage, so the guard apologized and left. Amy, Brousse and the OSS safe cracker were then able to get the codes copied and properly placed back into the safe. We now know that the US and the UK were simultaneously running other operations to obtain the French naval and diplomatic codes. However, Amy at the very least verified the accuracy of the information.

Fortunately, the same code system was still in use during the US led invasion of Northwest Africa in November of 1942. The US and the UK were thus able to conduct their operations safe in the knowledge that the French Navy in Morocco, Tunisia, and Algeria would offer less than full resistance to the invasion. Most of the French in North Africa simply wanted to make enough noise to avoid further Nazi action against the French homeland.

After the US was attacked by Japan in December of 1941, the US declared war against Japan. In turn, Nazi Germany and Mussolini’s Italy declared war on the US. Amy continued to work for both British MI-6 and the US OSS.

During an interview after the war, she was asked if, as a woman from such a respectable background, was she not ashamed of her “libertine” activities in her espionage efforts. Amy laughed and pointed out that both the US OSS and British MI-6 assured her that her efforts had saved the lives of thousands of allied soldiers and sailors and that, “Wars are not won by respectable methods.”

After the war, Amy’s nominal husband, Arthur Pack, committed suicide. Charles Brousse and his wife divorced, and Amy Thorpe married her one time “pigeon.” They lived in a castle in France, and by all accounts, the old spooks were genuinely in love and happily faithful to each other. In 1963, Amy Thorpe Brousse died of cancer. Charles Brousse died ten years later when his electric blanket short circuited and set the castle on fire.

It is rare for an agent employing “honey pot” methodology to last so long in the field after targeting even one high profile pigeon. Amy was not only successful with multiple high profile targets while working in dangerous areas like Poland and Czechoslovakia, she also eluded the FBI while conducting a major operation in Washington, D.C.—at the same time as being emotionally involved with the operation’s target. She was, in short, miraculous.

Much of Amy’s early work with MI-6 still remains hidden in the past. But from what we do know, she was, without doubt, one of the bravest and most productive allied agents of the World War Two era.

The Spy Who Loved — Booty Spy Amy Elizabeth Thorpe

By Jay Holmes

One of the most important, most basic rules of intelligence work is that one must not mix love and work when dealing with any intelligence target. If an agent develops genuine affection for a target, the relationship can become dangerous to one or both of them. In wartime, this rule is even more critical, and if the agent is operating in hostile territory, the rule of avoiding romance is paramount. In spite of that, one agent broke this essential rule in wartime and lived to tell—a remarkable woman by the name of Amy Elizabeth Thorpe.

Amy Elizabeth Thorpe

Amy Elizabeth Thorpe

Thorpe was born in Minneapolis, Minnesota on November 22, 1910. Her father was a US Marine Corps officer, and her mother was the daughter of a US senator. Amy’s father made sure that Amy was well-traveled and educated about foreign cultures. Her mother made sure that she acquired training in the important social graces a woman needed to marry well. I suspect that Amy’s parents had no idea that they were laying the foundations for a very successful career in the dangerous field of espionage.

Along with a suitable education, Amy had a very bright mind. When she was eleven, she published a romance novel titled Fioretta. The book was set in Italy, and the protagonist was a beautiful young girl with a fantastic singing voice who used her talents and charms to free her unjustly imprisoned father. At eleven, Amy likely did not envision that the book would one day help her in an intelligence operation.

When Amy was a teenager, her family moved to Washington D.C. While there, she met one of her admiring readers. That particular fan also happened to be an Italian naval officer by the name of Alberto Lais. He was serving at the Italian Embassy as a naval attaché. Lais developed a platonic relationship with Amy and referred to her as his “Golden Girl.”

At eighteen, Amy was considered one of the most charming and beautiful young women in the District of Columbia. Unfortunately, she was also a touch impetuous, and she entered into an affair with an English diplomat by the name of Arthur Pack. He was nineteen years older than she was, but they married, and in doing so, Amy gained British citizenship. Five months after their wedding, Amy gave birth to a healthy baby boy, but gave the child to a foster family. The marriage was ill-conceived, but Amy and Arthur had a second child, a baby girl, who she turned over to nannies.

In 1936, Arthur Pack was transferred to Madrid, Spain. Spain was on the verge of civil war, and as soon as Amy and Arthur arrived, Amy became involved in dangerous liaisons with the Nationalist movement. When the Spanish Civil War broke out in July of 1936, she began smuggling rebel Nationalists caught in Republican-held territory to safety.

Amy also worked with the International Red Cross to transport supplies to Franco’s Nationalist forces. When the British diplomatic staff and their families in northern Spain were trapped in a combat zone, Amy coordinated a rescue conducted by the British Royal Navy. Eventually, Amy’s position was compromised when she was accused by a jealous woman of being a double agent for the Republicans. Amy left Spain.

In the fall of 1937, accompanied by her young daughter and a nanny, Amy traveled to Warsaw to work for the British intelligence services. At the time, Poland was still neutral and was an important intelligence target for France, Britain, Germany, and the Soviet Union.

Amy was very fortunate in both her professional and personal lives while she was in Poland. On the personal side, her unsuitable husband, Arthur Pack, informed Amy that he was in love with another woman. Amy had to be thrilled at the news. Arthur then became ill and returned to England. On the professional side, Amy was able to establish close relations with young Polish patriots.

Poland had been successful in obtaining commercial copies of the German Enigma coding machine and had done valuable mathematical work in breaking German codes. Amy was able to target important Polish government officials with access to Poland’s code breaking operations. Though these officials were usually married and practicing, conservative Catholics, neither their marital status nor their religion were defenses against Amy’s charms. Amy was able to use her friendly contacts to meet these officials at social events. Then she routinely and quickly moved the new acquaintances from “hello” at the dinner table to “I love you” in her bed. The beautiful and brilliant Amy was one of the most successful “honey pot” operators in espionage history.

Some historians argue that Amy’s contributions in capturing Poland’s “Enigma” work were minimal. Polish patriots did, in fact, later smuggle out an Enigma machine to England after the Nazis invaded Poland. However, Amy’s work at the very least allowed the British to begin organizing their code breaking efforts against the German Enigma system earlier than they otherwise would have, and the value of that should not be underestimated.

Amy traveled to Prague and quickly penetrated the German diplomatic community, obtaining conclusive proof of Hitler’s plans to dismember Czechoslovakia. Then, in the fall of 1938, the British ambassador ordered Amy to leave the country.

In April of 1939, Amy was, for the moment, reconciled with hubby Arthur Pack, who had regained his health. Amy traveled to Santiago, Chile with Pack, where he served as the British commercial attaché. One must wonder if Amy’s departure from Prague the previous fall was based on the usual friction between diplomats and “spooks” operating under diplomatic cover, or if Amy’s estranged husband used his professional connections to have Amy sent back to England.

When the UK entered World War II in 1939, Amy was writing political articles for Spanish- and English-language newspapers in Chile. At the same time, Britain was doing its best to improve its intelligence and propaganda efforts in the Western Hemisphere.

In 1940, the UK’s Western operations were placed under the leadership of a highly skilled Canadian named William Stephenson. Stephenson, like so many other men, quickly developed a strong liking for Amy.

Amy left her (sometimes) husband in Chile and went to New York. Stephenson assigned her the code name “Cynthia” and sent her to the (then) neutral capitol of Washington, D.C. She was given the cover of a journalist and ordered to target the Italian naval cryptologic system.

Amy immediately contacted her old literary fan, Alberto Lais, who by then was an Admiral in the Italian Navy and the Senior Italian Naval Attaché to the US. According to MI-6’s version of the story, Amy quickly charmed the 60-year-old Admiral out of his uniform, his naval codes, and Italy’s plans for scuttling any Italian ships in US ports when the war started. According to Amy, Admiral Lais was disillusioned with Mussolini’s drift toward Nazi Germany, and he and other members of his staff openly cooperated with her. According to the late Admiral’s family and the Italian Ministry of Defense, Amy and MI-6 are fabricators, and the Admiral passed no information to anyone. In any event, the information found its way to British Admiralty hands and contributed significantly to the UK’s many successes in the Mediterranean Theater.

By now, most spies of the honey pot variety would have considered themselves lucky to be alive, but Amy was only getting started. In our next post, we’ll see how Amy used her extraordinary talents and charms to pull off a major intelligence coup and survive while mixing espionage with true love.

Children Give Birth to Mothers

By Piper Bayard

image by Sam Pullara, wikimedia commons

image by Sam Pullara, wikimedia commons

It’s children who deliver mothers into the world. Before children, we are daughters, girlfriends, and wives. But until we love a child, we are not mothers. The part of us that grows into a mother remains a child until a child becomes more important to us than we are to ourselves.

Mother’s Day is the day we honor the women who were delivered by children. The women who love us more than they love themselves, whether they are our actual mothers and grandmothers, or the sisters and mentors who have come into our lives and taught us what love means.

Today, I not only think of my beloved mother, who smiles down on me as I love her grandchildren and laughs at me each time I use the klunky electric skillet I always teased her about. But I am also made complete with gratitude toward my children. The people who gave birth to the mother in me. I would not be me without them.

This one is for the babies. The ones who keep us forever young . . . Thank you.

To all women who love a child more than they love themselves, Happy Mothers Day.

All the best to all of you for staying forever young.

The Nine Year Baby — FIRELANDS Cover Reveal

By Piper Bayard

Most babies take nine months. Some take nine years.

Nine years ago, a friend offered to get me into the insurance business. I had an inactive law license, and my kids had just started back to school. It made sense. They would pay for my licensing and get me set up in business. Money coming through the door on my schedule. Sounded like the perfect fit for a recovering attorney/stay-at-home mom. . . . Except for one thing. If I poured my energy into starting an insurance business, I would never write a book. I could live and die happy without ever selling an insurance policy, but I couldn’t live and die happy if I never wrote a book. And so it began.

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The first draft took 5 1/2 years. Yes, really. I sat in the corner of the coffee shop, playing with my memories of all of the people I knew and wanted to know and telling whatever story they directed me in that day. Plot? Why have plot when you have 78 main characters? Tension? Who needs that? Books are where we go to escape tension, right? I took every night, weekend, and summer vacation off, along with an entire year to care for my mother. Eventually, though, I had what was sure to be the next #1 New York Times best selling novel, not to mention a blockbuster movie starring a younger Kiera Knightley and Ian Somerhalder. All of my family and friends loved it. It would produce the greatest bidding war in publishing history!

Then a few rejections started rolling in. What? Couldn’t they see my vision? I swallowed enough of my pride to hire an editor. Enter Kristen Lamb, best selling author, social media jedi, and editor. One of the teachers from my first Dallas/Ft. Worth Writers Conference. When she quit laughing, she called me up and spent five hours telling me exactly what was wrong with my book. I scrapped my “baby” and started over. Page one.

Kristen taught me the difference between writing a novel and hanging out with my imaginary friends. Over the course of the next year and a half, I slaughtered 68 of my favorite 78 characters, introduced a wicked antagonist, wrote action that was connected to a plot, and actually had a few people disagreeing with each other along the way. At the same time, also with Kristen’s help, I built a social media platform which connected me with several best selling authors who I now call my friends and mentors.

After another, much more successful edit, it was time to polish and market. With all of the upheaval in New York among the Big However-Many-Are-Left-Standing-Today, I wasn’t so sure I even wanted an agent or the traditional model. After all, I had a brilliant publishing attorney, Susan Spann, in my corner. I focused on writing my next book–a spy thriller with my writing partner Jay Holmes. It was enough to let my dystopian thriller shake out as it would.

With time and recommendations from Kristen and other new friends, I met up with best selling author and publisher Aaron Patterson of Stonehouse Ink. He chatted with me a bit and decided I wouldn’t be too much of a pain to work with (I hope he still thinks that), so I sent him my manuscript. He welcomed me to the outstanding Stonehouse family of authors.

Out June 14 from Stonehouse Ink

Out June 14 from Stonehouse Ink

I’m proud to present FIRELANDS. My nine year dystopian thriller baby. She will be delivered by Stonehouse Ink on June 14 at Amazon, and later at other outlets. I hope she will come to mean as much to you as she has to me. I also hope the rest of my babies take nine months or less.

My profound thanks to Kristen Lamb for making me her social media guinea pig and writing student. Since we met in 2010, she founded WANA International, which is dedicated to providing instruction and support to help other authors on their paths. I can’t recommend her and WANA highly enough.

My thanks, also, to each and every one of you, our readers, for your support in helping me realize this dream. You are the reason.

Next week, I’m swimming back upstream to where it all started, the DFW Writers Conference. This time, I will be a teacher.

Holmes and I wish you an outstanding week of coming closer to your dreams.

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FIRELANDS

Eighty years in the future, America has devolved into a totalitarian theocracy. The ruling Josephites clone the only seeds that grow in the post-apocalyptic climate, allowing their Prophet to control who eats, who starves, and who dies in the ritual fires that atone society.

Subsisting on the fringes, Archer risks violation and death each day as she scours the forest for game to feed her people. When a Josephite refugee seeks sanctuary in her home, Archer is driven to chance a desperate gamble. A gamble that will bring down the Prophet and deliver seeds and freedom, or end in a fiery death for herself and for everyone she loves.

Seeds are life . . . Seeds are power . . . Seeds are the only hope of a despairing people. What will Archer do for the seeds of freedom, and what will she justify in their name?

Available June 14

The End is Near (and we deserve it) . . . Deported for Being “Too Handsome”

Three men from the United Arab Emirates were deported from Saudi Arabia for being “too handsome.” The Saudis were afraid women would see them and throw off their clothes.

I know. This sounds like a joke that Holmes and I would make up. My thanks to Omar Borkan Al Gala and his friends for making my job easy today. No kudos to the Saudis, who seem to think women are nothing but mindless, ill-behaved house pets who would roll over for any hand that pets them.

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Blogs and Articles in No Particular Order

Autism Awareness Month: No, I Didn’t Forget by Heather Konik, an Aspie herself, who makes several astute observations including, “Autism isn’t necessarily a thing to be cured.”

An astute, intelligent article by liberal democrat “lefty” and gun owner, Anne Marie Wonder. Dear Gun Control Democrats: 6 Ways to Make a Better Argument

You know him as Sulu and as Facebook Superstar George Takei. Did you know he grew up in the Japanese Internment Camps of Arkansas and California? George Takei: Why We Must Remember Rohwer

A Newbie’s Guide to Publishing: Konrath on Patterson. An excellent analysis by Joe Konrath on the place of traditional publishing.

Who Inherits Your Copyrights? Another outstanding article from publishing attorney and historical fiction author Susan Spann for Writers In the Storm.

“Those religions most anxious to convert others are also the ones with the longest track records of violence.” Level-headed, scholarly observations from Dr. Steve Wiggins at Sects and Violence in the Ancient World. Fear of Religion

My thanks today to the 1491s who steered me to this video. With so many ugly deeds thrown in our faces every day, it’s good to remember there are genuinely decent people in the world.

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All the best to all of you for a week of being where you belong.

Piper Bayard

Chechens? Who Are the Chechens?

By Jay Holmes

Last week the prime suspects in the Boston Marathon bombing attack were identified as two Chechen immigrant brothers. Some are suggesting that the recent history of Chechnya may have had an influence in the motives of the perpetrators. A few are suggesting that the bombers may have been operating as part of a Chechen Rebel faction. The latter suggestion is, as yet, unsupported by evidence. Nonetheless, a brief review of Chechnya can be useful in understanding current events.

Created by Kbh3rd, wikimedia commons

Created by Kbh3rd, wikimedia commons

Chechnya is a 7,600 square mile republic within Russia, located in the far corners of Eastern Europe in the foothills of the northern Caucasus mountains of Georgia. It claims a population of approximately 1.2 million people. This means it it is nearly as large as the US state of Massachusetts but has about a fourth as many people as the Boston metropolitan area. About ninety percent of Chechens identify themselves as Sunni Muslims.

Based on evidence discovered in caves, archaeologists tell us that Chechnya was inhabited by homo sapiens in 120,000 B.C. Adequate evidence has been cataloged across Chechnya to suggest that humans have occupied the area continuously for the past 8,000 years.

Due in large part to geography and in larger part to mankind’s propensity for warfare, Chechnya has a particularly violent history. As various groups have brought pressure to bear against the Chechen people, they have responded by living at higher or lower altitudes as a defensive mechanism. For the most part, the Chechens are a “mountain” people. How far up or down the mountain they have lived depended on their ability to defend their foothill areas and the adjacent high plains margins from other claimants.

In the 1500s, both the Turkish Ottoman Empire and the Russian Empire sought control of the Caucasus mountains. From their mountain enclaves, the Chechens fought with both groups.

In the 1600s, the Islamic religion was introduced in Chechnya. With the hopes of forming an alliance with the Turks, the Chechens converted to Islam. The Russians continued their expansionist policies. The Chechens continued their vertical defensive strategies.

In the 1700s, the Chechens became more organized in their resistance against the Russians. In 1774, the Russian Empire defeated the Ottoman Empire, and Russia attempted to consolidate control over the Caucasus. In 1784, Chechen general Sheik Mansur led a revolt against the Russians. The revolt failed, but he remains a folk hero in Chechen culture.

In 1834, Imam Shamil established a theocratic state in Chechnya and other Caucasus areas not under Russian control. He instituted Sharia law. Only twenty-five years later, the Russians defeated him, further cementing Russian control over the northern Caucasus.

In 1917, as the Communist Revolution took hold across the Russian Empire, Chechens banded together with other north Caucasus ethnic groups and formed the Confederation of North Caucasian Peoples. In 1921, the Soviet army defeated the Confederation and began the phase of Russian/Chechen conflict that continues to this day.

In 1944, Soviet Dictator Josef Stalin ordered the deportation of all of the Chechens that the Soviets could round up—about half a million people. Half of them died during their deportation and exile.

In 1953, after Stalin committed his one act of kindness to the Soviet peoples by dying, the Chechens were allowed to return to their homeland.

After the fall of the Soviet Empire in 1991, in the new Russian spirit of “freedom and equality for all,” the Chechens tried to secede from the fledgling Russian Federation. When economists pointed out to Russian leader Boris Yeltsen that Chechnya contained valuable petroleum deposits and oil pipelines, Boris realized that Chechnya needed a little less freedom. He refused to allow them to leave the Russian Federation. Proving that all Russian Federation members are equal, but some are more equal than others.

Since Chechnya was refused its independence, the Chechens have fought two wars with Russia. In reality, the two wars are phases of one long war that intensified after the collapse of the Soviet Union. The term “two wars” simply refers to periods of heavier Russian military operations inside of Chechnya. Those Russian military operations in Chechnya were brutal and included the large scale murder of unarmed civilians.

In June of 1995, Chechen terrorists, led by Shamil Basayev, conducted a hostage raid on a Russian hospital in Budyonnovsk. They took approximately 1,500 civilians hostage. After a four-day standoff, Russian troops stormed the hospital, and the Chechens escaped with about 110 hostages. Approximately 130 people were killed in the rescue attempt.

On January 10, 1996, Chechen Islamist terrorists kidnapped about 3,000 hostages in the Russian Republic of Dagestan. Russian troops allowed a convoy of the Chechen rebels and 160 hostages to head for Chechnya. Then they surrounded the convoy in the village of Pervomayskaya. After a five-day standoff, Russian troops launched an assault against the Chechen terrorists. Most of the rebels and about 40 of the hostages were killed.

On January 16, 1996, Chechen Islamist terrorists hijacked a ferry with 165 passengers and crew from the Turkish port of Trabzon. They demanded that Russian troops stop fighting Chechen rebels in Pervomayskaya. The hostages were released three days later, after Russian troops captured Pervomayskaya.

On October 23, 2002, forty Chechen Islamist terrorists took about 800 hostages in the Moscow Theater. In the ensuing rescue attempt, all 40 terrorists were killed, and about 160 hostages died due to inhaling the gas used by the Russian rescue team.

In 2003, Russia attempted to install another puppet government in Chechnya based on Russian controlled elections. It’s unlikely that Russians themselves believed the results of the sham election.

On September 1, 2004, thirty Islamist terrorists from Chechnya and the neighboring republics of Dagestan and Ingushetia seized a school in Beslan, near Chechnya. They held approximately 1,100 children, teachers, and parents hostage. It is believed the guerrillas were made up of Chechen, Ingush, and ethnic Russian Islamist militants. When a bomb inside the school was detonated, the hostages attempted to escape. The terrorists set off more bombs and opened fire on the fleeing children and adults. At least 330 hostages were killed, including 155 children. Nearly 600 were wounded. Russian prosecutors held Shamil Basayev, the most ruthless of the Chechen rebel commanders, responsible for the incident.

Russia’s New Age Stalin, Vladimir Putin, has attempted to use a divide and conquer strategy by repeatedly trying to prop up one Chechen faction against another. Thus far, the strategy has failed. The struggle is now reduced to a fight between militant Islamists backed by al-Qaeda and other Islamic groups, and the Russian government and their local proxies.

To what degree the Tsarnaev brothers, who allegedly set the bombs at the Boston Marathon, were influenced by events in Chechnya is difficult to measure. Until now, Chechen nationalists have refrained from striking against Western targets. Given the variety of Islamic terrorist groups operating in Chechnya and elsewhere, anything is possible, and though individuals in Chechnya may be connected to the Tsarnaev brothers, it is unlikely that the greater Chechen nationalist movement would have reason to strike against a target in the US or the West. One can only hope that the FBI will succeed in discovering a clear and complete view of the Boston Marathon Bombing and of any participants connected to it.

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The Boston Marathon Bombing: What Does It Mean, and Where Will It Lead Us?

By Jay Holmes

By now, you will have heard about the bombs that detonated at the finish line of the Boston Marathon on April 15, 2013. Before offering opinions concerning that event, I would like to point out an important fact that is easy to miss as the United States and interested foreigners focus on the “who” and the “why” of the tragedy.

Boston Marathon Bombing image by Aaron "tango" Tang, wikimedia commons

Boston Marathon Bombing
image by Aaron “tango” Tang, wikimedia commons

I offer my thanks and admiration to the many bystanders that did so much to help the dozens of badly wounded victims. Several victims of the bombing lost limbs and yet did not bleed to death. This was due to the fact that many of those who were not wounded or not severely wounded reacted quickly and calmly.

For someone to survive the loss of a limb in an explosion requires the immediate application of first aid. While trained First Responders were fortunately present at the finish line, they faced the task of dealing with approximately one hundred seventy wounded people. Without the quick calm actions of many bystanders, the death toll would have been much higher than three. For the loved ones of the three victims who died, three no doubt seems like infinitely too many. Our sincere condolences to those families that mourn those losses, along with our humble encouragement to the dozens of badly wounded victims who are fighting to recover some measure of health.

The questions that loom largest in the minds of most Americans are, “Who did this?” and, “Why?” In the days immediately after the bombing, a variety of politicians and “journalists” offered their guesses about who was responsible and what their motives were. Many of those early guessers did little to hide their obvious personal political agendas when voicing their opinions and assumptions about the Boston Marathon Bombing.

Which politicians and journalists spouted the most asinine and annoying nonsense is a topic worthy of an entire article, but let’s leave that for another day.

On April 17, 2013, rumors circulated that the FBI had arrested a Saudi Arabian suspect. The FBI and Boston Police stated that no arrests had been made. Reports of an unscheduled meeting between US President Obama and the Saudi Foreign Minister Prince Saud al-Faisal fueled speculation that the White House was doing damage control in response to a supposed connection between Saudi al-Qaeda members and the Boston bombing. However, the White House said that the president had simply joined the meeting, which was already scheduled with other White House staff members and the Saudi Foreign Minister concerning the ongoing civil war in Syria. Thus far, no connection between al-Qaeda and the Boston bombing has been announced by the White House or by US government agencies involved in the investigation.

On April 18, the FBI released photos and videos of two bombing suspects. At about 10:00 p.m. that night, police received a report that one of the bombing suspects had robbed a convenience store. As police headed for the scene of the robbery, 26-year-old policeman Sean Collier of the nearby Massachusetts Institute of Technology responded to a report of a disturbance. He was allegedly murdered when the two bombing suspects attacked him.

The murderers of the MIT policeman are alleged to have subsequently hijacked an SUV and its owner. They forced the owner to withdraw $800 from an ATM, but later allowed him to leave as they continued their seemingly disorganized escape attempt in his SUV.

In the early morning hours of April 19, police located the bombing suspects. The details of the ensuing chase and shootout remain unclear, but the police were able to mortally wound 26-year-old Chechen immigrant Tamerlain Tsarnaev. Unfortunately, his 19-year-old brother and alleged accomplice in the bombing managed to escape the confrontation. Boston was placed in an “emergency lock-down” as the police conducted a manhunt for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.

During the evening of April 19, a resident of the Boston suburb of Watertown noticed that the tarp covering his boat had been disturbed. He found a bleeding man hiding in the boat and alerted the police. After an hour long police action, the wounded Dzhokhar was taken into custody.

As Boston and the nation rejoiced in the capture of the two bombing suspects, Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick reminded the public that “a million questions” remain to be answered. Given the stress of the last week, the governor can be excused for his exaggeration.

From my point of view, the most important questions are as follows. Were there any conspirators to the bombing beyond the two Chechen immigrant brothers? What were the motives of the two bombers and any other conspirators? How forthright will the current administration be in releasing information about any groups that may have conspired with the two bombers?

Some speculate that the two bombers were acting on behalf of the Chechnya Nationalist Movement. This is not altogether impossible, but it strikes me as unlikely. Chechen Islamic jihadis have fought in a number of conflicts, including Iraq, Afghanistan, and the current civil war in Syria. This can be compared to the fact that Jordanian, Saudi, Egyptian, and Syrian Islamic jihadis have taken part in various armed conflicts outside of their individual homelands. They were, in most cases, not acting as representatives of their home nations.

It seems likely to me that the older Tsarnaev brother would have received training from Chechen Islamic nationalists, as is common for young male Chechens. However, we don’t yet know if any ongoing relationship with any radical group in Chechnya existed, or if such a group had any foreknowledge or involvement in the Boston bombing. In the long struggle between Chechnya and Russia, Chechen nationalists thus far have cautiously avoided acquiring enemies beyond their formidable Russian opponents and their immediate neighbors. It would seem contrary to Chechen nationalist goals to instigate a conflict with the US. For those who are unfamiliar with the recent history of Chechnya and its war with the Soviet Union and now Russia, we will publish a brief outline of the history of Chechnya on Wednesday.

One of the more popular current theories about who else—if anyone—might be behind the Boston bombing is the theory that the two Chechen brothers might be working on behalf of al-Qaeda or an al-Qaeda clone group. However, al-Qaeda is generally quick to claim credit for any crimes that they may have had a hand in, but, thus far, they have not claimed credit for the Boston bombing. This does not exclude the possibility that they or some less expert Islamic terror group was behind the bombing.

Early theories espoused by some were that “white supremacist” or “right-wing pro-gun radicals” or “tea party supporters” were behind the bombing. Since the apprehension of the two Chechen suspects, these ideas seem even more improbable than they did in the early hours after the attack. Also, although it might support marketing opportunities to excitedly proclaim that the Boston Marathon Bombing somehow represents a new type of threat to the American public, there is as of yet no evidence to suggest that.

Any nation that can remain free enough to avoid devolving into a totalitarian police state is, in its comparatively free state, going to be vulnerable to violent criminal attack. While the Boston bombing represents a new type of horror for the good people of Boston, criminals like the Tsarnaev brothers are not a new development.

While the motives of the Tsarnaev brothers and any other co-conspirators have yet to be clarified, another important question remains unanswered. To what degree, if at all, will the people of Boston, the people of the Massachusetts, and the people of the US respond to the tragedy with a greater willingness to surrender more civil rights in an attempt to gain more security?