That’s it. I’m in love with Canada. Genuinely a land of Northern efficiency and Southern hospitality.
We spent most of the past two weeks on Vancouver Island, in Victoria and on the shore outside of Sooke. The full moon reflecting off the Strait of Juan de Fuca was worth the trip in itself. The best of both civilization and the wild in a land where vast tracts of mountain forest drop straight down to the sea.
I learned many things in this place where earth, sky and water converge.
This calls for a list.
Things I Learned on Vancouver Island
- It takes approximately 39 hours for Americans to add “eh” to their vocabularies.
- Poutine (French fries with gravy and cheese curds) is a food group.
- Residents of the Vancouver Island coast have driveways so steep you could use them to teach raccoons to climb trees.
- The ocean can transform from surreally perfect glass to “Oh, hell! How’d I end up on Deadliest Catch?” in approximately 30 minutes.
- The waves of an incoming tide will mesmerize you like online games and, like online games, can leave you wondering where you put the last five hours of your life.
- Seeing a killer whale up close in the wild is worth every bit of the sandblasting rain you endure to get to it.
- A fifteen pound halibut can win two throws out of three against a six foot woman.
- Snorkeling in Victoria Harbor is an excellent argument for snorkeling in the Caribbean.
- The friendly common greeting and farewell of Canadian island children is to moon arriving and departing guests as the ferry passes.
- Canadians do not consider it friendly for ferry passengers to moon the children in return.
Have you ever been to The Great White North? What fun and interesting things have you learned in your travels?
I’m happy to say that HOLMES IS BACK! We will be publishing on Monday, Wednesday and Friday while we work on our spy thriller, Blood Truffles, so keep an eye out for more current events, history, and side-stitching sarcasm.
All the best to all of you for a week of beautiful moons.
Piper Bayard—The Pale Writer of the Apocalypse